The Jewish man said, ‘Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat),we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!’
The Frenchman boasted, ‘Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all [...]
Great Italian Sex
Old Man and Satan
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for [...]
Underwear Is Important!
If you don’t laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story:
A Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down [...]
Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die…
Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and [...]
Careful What You Wish For
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. “This will look good on my mantel,” he said, and took it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, [...]