Archive for the ‘Dirty Jokes’ Category
Great Italian Sex
The Jewish man said, ‘Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat),we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!’
The Frenchman boasted, ‘Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all [...]
Underwear Is Important!
If you don’t laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story:
A Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down [...]
Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this [...]
The Zipper
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her [...]
Peaches
A gentlemanly East Texas rancher was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked: “Would you like to buy some peaches?”
She smiled at the farmer, then [...]