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Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die…

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and [...]

Hillbilly Vasectomy

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that [...]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you  chop.
Avoid arguments  with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the  sink.
For high blood  pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes,  thus reducing the pressure in your veins.  Remember to use a timer.
A mouse [...]