Archive for the ‘Red Neck Jokes’ Category
Ray And Bubba
Ray & Bubba (Arkansas mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
‘We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,’ said Bubba, ‘but we don’t have a ladder.’
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the [...]
Cooter and Gomer
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, ‘Yup, his face is burned up pretty [...]
Redneck Vasectomy
A Kentucky couple, both certified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband ‘fixed’. The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make decision…. Why, after nine children would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a [...]
REDNECK WORD FOR TODAY: OBAMA
I BOUGHT ME A CASE
OF BEER AND
DRANK IT OBAMA SELF