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Creative Security Plan
A business owner was tired of thugs breaking into his shop so he came up with this idea:
Better Late Than Never…
As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As I was not [...]
Daddy’s Gonna Eat Your Fingers
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,’Daddy, look at this’ , and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, ’Daddy’s [...]
Divorce vs. Murder
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’
The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’
The lady replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘Lord have mercy! [...]
The Tiny Cabin
A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the mountains of North Carolina. She was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.
Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
‘Anybody home?’ she asked.
‘Yep,’ came a kid’s [...]