A man walked into the ladies department of Myer’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘
‘What type of bra?’ asked the clerk.
‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’
‘Look around,’ said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras [...]
What Religion is Your Bra?
Creative Security Plan
A business owner was tired of thugs breaking into his shop so he came up with this idea:
Ray And Bubba
Ray & Bubba (Arkansas mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
‘We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,’ said Bubba, ‘but we don’t have a ladder.’
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the [...]
Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this [...]
Assassin
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
‘We must know that you will follow your instructions [...]