As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As I was not [...]
Better Late Than Never…
Child’s Prayer
Dear God:
This year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy’s computer.
Amen.
A Little Known Fact….
The first testicular guard “cup” was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.
Wisdom of a Retiree!
I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired? Well… I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine.
He’s My Brother
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”
“Eight,” the boy replied.
The man continued, “do you know what these are used for?”
The boy replied, “not exactly, but they aren’t for [...]